Why did Italy ban lab-grown meat from Arizona in the first place?
Are you a school? ‘Cause I wanna shoot kids in you
Behold, the master race! In all their glorious, unmisogynated genetic purity
Wait, are we supposed to think of influencers as humans?
I’ve got a digital watch
In other news, water is slightly damp
This is why I like telling people that they’re one in a million. It sounds like a compliment, but I’m literally saying that there’s 8000 people exactly like you.
If ever there was a man who needs a high five in the face with a chair, it’s him
Microplastic a found in FUCKING CLOUDS!! That nonsense is absolutely everywhere, and will be there forever. And wherever you go, it’s going to follow you. Rubbish
Absolutely fucking brilliant. Not only is the waiting list for diagnosis four bloody years long, you won’t get any treatment at the other end of it. Just shoot me, dangling the carrot of help with no ability to provide it is worse than not offering it at all
Black Dynamite
I’m so used to everything we do being another stride into a dystopian hellscape that it took me a moment to realise that this wasn’t (in any immediately obvious way) the government helping the fuel industry. This treaty is absolute nonsense, and should never have been ratified in the first place, so this is actually good news, unless they’ve somehow thought of something worse to replace it with