Terror organizations like Hamas and Hizbollah have a history of publicly stating facts that makes them look good, and quietly waiting for it all to blow over once they're proven wrong. It's Terrorist PR 101.

Brandolini's Law:

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.

You obviously don't know how one-way pagers work.

You can't easily track a device that doesn't communicate outwardly.

Please track the location of my ceiling fan, it receives wireless transmissions from a remote and beeps in response. Kind of like a pager.

(Gas) Pedalphiles

Chemical X?

No, don't make it sweet please!

You didn't notice until now?

If the went from fifteen bucks to five billion, yes they totally won 😉

Cardigan

He turned water into whey

That increases torque

All hail the mighty Testicules!

When you say bag how many are we talking about? I could never eat more than a couple at one time. Too much choco-mint-sweetness for me.