[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 27 points 5 months ago

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 34 points 5 months ago

Just make a video about Brazil and be done with it!

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 28 points 6 months ago

I need…… to chill….

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 33 points 6 months ago

Now now let’s not rush to conclusions here.

We’ll give it another 20 years of doing the same old same and see where we are then, alright?

Now, let’s all get in my F350 and drive into town for some ice cream!

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 30 points 7 months ago

Great! I can't wait for my $2 off my next $150 "Cheap Seat" ticket while Live Nation "Accepts no Responsibly or Blame" and gets to stay in one piece.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 32 points 7 months ago

His notebook finally empty?

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago

They are moving on....to Federal court!

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago

What are you talking about? I’ve been ordering Vodka and Orange juice when I fly for years!

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 32 points 10 months ago

The ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in police gear] One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooting in the direction of the Mangalores; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the mannequin instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. [fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'! [fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin. Mangalores applaud politely by carnage]

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 33 points 11 months ago

Best I can do is an aspirin I found on the train and sleep it off.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago

I saw it live, oh what a weird night that was.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

It's for Thumping not for Reading!!!

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