I think you're 12 or 13 and lying about being 20, judging by your writing style and use of emoticons.

Paladin Fairy?

"I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!" Gets flicked across the room

I fucking hated school. I remember my freshman math teacher would give us packets with work for each day of the week. I would finish my folder of work either Monday or Tuesday and would just sleep. I had an A in that class for my work and my tests.

I failed that class because "participation is half your grade" Get fucked, cunt.

I saw a house in Phoenix that was in my price range. I thought, "Wow, this house has a lot of natural light."

The last photo was a picture of the roof, or lack thereof.

Someone asked me if I was from Jersey. Bitch, do I look like use a whole bottle of bronzing lotion?

To be fair, we had this available for years. Now it's just fully native.

Your bus' route isn't on their website?

Where I live, we have a map of the entire public transit.

2nd for Thunder, but I turned off swipe and gestures and turned on the buttons in General.

I've been thinking about buying the bootleg Fire Red and Leaf Green because theyre expensive, but I want to own them lol

I used to have most of the Pokemon games, but my mother took all my shit to a pawn shop when I was a teenager.

Sorry, my dumbass forgot that the hemispheres have opposite climates

How dare you not post the better version of this song https://youtu.be/CVvx-01DlSU

When God gives you lemons, you find a new god.