ZeroCool

joined 2 years ago
[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 66 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's been almost 27 years since the first Austin Powers movie and the world still doesn't have any sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 81 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It’s not surprising. Mostly because, ya know, they aren’t actually sorry.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many do you think there were?

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Normal people: Serling. Although it’s often understandably confused with ‘Sterling’ as that’s a more familiar word and sounds very similar.

Idiots: No, no, no, I am from a parallel universe.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 100 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We made the decision to have one host for the syndicated show next season to maintain continuity for our viewers, and Ken Jennings will be the sole host for syndicated Jeopardy!.

Should’ve just been him all along. It’s wild that this took three years to happen. I can’t believe they managed to fumble this transition when they had Ken the entire time.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

LMAO this dude's reaction to a joke about cliché Hallmark movies:

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[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

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Never forget, Paul Ryan bent the knee.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)
 
 
[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 8 points 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 185 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Andy Yen says draft safety standards ‘would force online services … to access, collect and read users’ private conversations’

What the hell Australia. This isn't gonna magically help you prevent the next Emu war.

 
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