after 50 years of Kiss, the band is now interested in a kind of digital immortality.

...This feels like a punishment..

Absolute ghouls.

it costs almost as much as Netflix ($204/year)

LMAO what?! My god, it could not be more obvious that every single anti-porn crusader out there has serious issues with self-control and project it onto the rest of society. And let's not even get into the fact that they have a ridiculously unhealthy understanding of human sexuality.

Redditors reportedly in shambles

this survey is based on less than 1% of the population.

Yes, that's how polls work.

Yeah, Reddit lies constantly. About everything. I guarantee they just weren’t ready to announce this yet but they will by the end of the year. It’s not the first time they’ve pulled this routine.

Got any more sources target than carexpert.com.au lmao

If you had bothered to read the article before deciding the story didn't happen then you wouldn't need me to link you to the original source as it's linked in the fourth sentence. Yet here we are...

Muskrats: "Why would anyone think they can drive in the rain?"

"I am willing to go to jail"

Narrator: He was not.

It's always the ones you most suspect.

Turns out that it's extremely difficult to provide damning evidence for imaginary crimes you've dreamed up.