How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

It is if you're also a woman

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

I think it's a werewolf

I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

The floating fish tho

This is my favourite photo from my travels in India

But I'm French?

So cute!