[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 116 points 1 week ago

I'm just going to keep riding this horse until it fucking dies but the very first thing he did was take everything Obama did during his presidency and throw it out the window, including the pandemic playbook.

That playbook would have given us step by step instructions and reactions to deal with any type of suddenly erupting national pandemic like Ebola or coronavirus.

And because of this, which was by all measures a racially motivated attack on Obama, more than 1 million Americans died in a badly managed pandemic.

Trump's racism killed a million Americans.

It undoubtedly exacerbated the problem for the entire world and his total kill count is likely much more than that.

How can you let somebody who genocided millions of people through racism sit in the oval office?

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 73 points 1 month ago

I'll start:

I have never been inside of a treehouse

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 91 points 1 month ago

The other night I had a dream that my sister had talked me into crossdressing at Dave and Busters.

She had picked out this like sparkly red bugs Bunny sequined dress thing for me to wear, and so I put it on.

I walk out of the women's bathroom and I am immediately accosted by some older white dude in his like late 40s who's getting up in my face and saying, "what are you supposed to be, what should I call you should I call you ma'am, what should I call you?"

I realized there was no answer I could give this person that would make this go away so in my deepest most manliest voice, loud enough to be heard throughout Dave & Buster's I said, "FUCK OFF OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU".

AND HE FUCKED OFF WHICH WAS NICE.

But then immediately afterwards I realized that I was about to get kicked out of that Dave and busters while wearing a woman's dress.

I always have weird dreams but this is the first time I've ever dreamed about cross-dressing or Dave & busters. I have no idea what the fuck I was smoking that night.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 74 points 2 months ago

Kind of makes me wonder what hulk Hogan was doing at that time to make Andre so upset with him.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 91 points 2 months ago

This isn't an "unpopular opinion", this is outrage bait.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 74 points 2 months ago

I'm looking forward to the "how to hack your Tesla to 100% operational functionality using a raspberry pi 9 and this dongle, run your car with your phone!" youtube videos (or whatever streaming service steps over its flaming corpse to replace) it in the next few decades

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 77 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I went to a wedding, my girlfriend's friend was getting married.

For context I'm a brown skinned native American man and my girlfriend was a white girl.

The pastor of the wedding had never met the people he was marrying and assumed that I was the groom.

I told him I wasn't and he moved on.

I thought that was the end of it.

Queue the pre-wedding little religious ceremony thing and the same pastor who had met me assuming I was the groom and shook my hand said that he believed that with the power of Christ any relationship can work, even ones between people of different races.

He looked directly at me when he said it.

I was the only non-white person at the wedding. I've never wanted to beat an old man's ass before. I didn't know I had that urge within me.

And now I know.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 93 points 3 months ago

The fact that he can read is honestly an accomplishment that should be applauded

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 74 points 3 months ago

As soon as I heard that Biden had passed the torch to Kamala I knew Maya Rudolph was going to have a banner year

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 90 points 3 months ago

Basically, the water would be held inside the bucket in the shape of the bucket without getting the bucket wet, because the hydrophobic coating would prevent the water from touching the bucket, however the water would still touch the hydrophobic coating, it just will not stick to the hydrophobic coating.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 99 points 3 months ago

I have a lot of respect for Daniel Radcliffe. As far as actors go he seems to be a pretty upright guy.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 114 points 4 months ago

Sounds like the pro-democracy call would be to call in seal team 6 to kill four supreme Court justices and then replace them before the elections in November.

And then if Congress refuses to nominate your justices then you kill the Congress members that vote against you.

And you just keep killing and killing and killing until things are right again.

view more: ‹ prev next ›

bizarroland

joined 5 months ago