The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he'll be the first person in line with a pre-order.

Congratulations subject. You have succeeded in lewding me faster than everyone else before you.

For this you will be rewarded with a lovely cake.

Please exit to the left.

Got my first real concussion on one of those things. All I remember is that one minute I was flying off of it and the next minute I was at home and I had been there for several hours.

I need to see your clearance from at least one of three or four three letter agencies before I can tell you the real answer.

He gets to talk when he finishes the story that that one is based off of.

No one cares what helmet you wear, dickhead.

Helmets are pretty much only good to protect you from a stray arrow or two, but shields are where it's at.

You're not going to turn an Assyrian blade with your helmet, are you? No, you're not.

Pick up a buckler, slap your cock helmet on and let's go to war, brother!

How about a spin-off called roulette now?

If you're suicidal but also scared to die, you can go into roulette now.

They'll put you into the pod and fill it with a gas and you will go to sleep.

Then a random number generator spins up a number.

If your number is called, the chamber fills with nitrogen and you never wake up again.

If not, nothing happens, eventually the sedative wears off and you wake up, having literally put your life into the hands of a random number generator.

Congratulations, you have survived your suicide. If you would like to keep surviving your suicide, here are some people you can talk to.

The thing I'm learning is that if someone falls in love with you while you're trying your hardest to be lovable, they may not continue to love you when you start to get comfortable and be yourself.

Don't put energy into a relationship that you cannot sustain or the relationship will fizzle out as soon as you do.

When you go all out, make sure that they are aware on some level that you are going all out and this is a special occasion and not the mandatory minimum.

And if you find yourself putting unsustainable energy into a relationship, that is a gigantic red flag that you yourself need to pay attention to. If the fire won't stay lit unless you keep pouring gas on it, the fire needs to go out.

It's something he did in his capacity as president.

If it's illegal for him to drop out then it was also illegal for Trump to lead an insurrection. Pick one and stick with it.

Anytime you make something foolproof, the universe makes a better fool.

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

I saw a couple episodes when I was a very small child and I don't remember anything racist. They were just like running from the cops and solving crimes sometimes right?