So, psychosis?

These two must be absolute ANIMALS in the bedroom.

"Either back it up or get fucked up."

You sure it isn't a fire warning scale instead?

Now this is a masterpiece. How have I not seen this al dente copypasta before?

He's already handcuffed and taking in oxygen through a mask, why did they even need to sedate him? What the actual fuck?

Another service to add to the pile of things Google barely supported then killed.

Improved supervision and accountability.

Why hire people you don't trust to do the job? Why not evaluate them on their results and timeliness instead of staring over their shoulder? Do they have no other way of justifying their jobs?

Goth girl-field? What will they think of next?

The technologies we invent along the way are worth the investment, in my opinion. Look at everything that came out of the original space race.

Reading this on Lemmy adds another layer of irony I can't deal with on a Sunday morning.