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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Imagine being an adult not able to quote SpongeBob on the fly :D

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm gonna make so many spongebob quotes that everyone's gonna drown in it! DROWN IN IT!!!

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Here, I made you this sweater... WITH MY TEARS!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Ya had to kill him.

The boy cried ya a sweater of tears, and you kill him.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me still quoting Animaniacs

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

And remember! Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

You know, these were white when I bought them...

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

Hey, guess what I am!

Stupid?

No! I'm the OP

What's the difference?!?

Texas is dumb

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

I can't hear youuuuu

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Krust Krab pizza

is the pizza

for you and

MEE HEE HEEEE HE HE HE HEEE

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Worse. I can quote Charlie the Unicorn.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ZEEEEEE

¡El hombre con el sombrero nos envió!

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

Ho ho ho ho ho!

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pff, the final is only ~~two~~ three years old.

STARFISH LOVES YOU

... I see a flaw in my security system.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Well I can't read

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I am prepared.