[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 69 points 1 week ago

The Democrats have been chasing the mythical moderate conservative at the expense of the progressive left forever and have learned nothing. I want a fire and brimstone progressive who is belligerent and aggressive

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Here is this guy's highlight reel

  • Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
  • Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
  • Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
  • Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there's money to be made?
  • Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own "limousines" were chauffeured around.
  • Stole from his own dead brother's children.
[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 37 points 1 month ago

Janet Jackson MIA for the last ten years resurfacing briefly just to throw racial shade on Kamala

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's evil af but intelligent and informed enough to know that his own personal well-being is better served by perpetuating the current system rather than forcing the nation into some dystopian MAGA authoritarian hell hole.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This guy is planning to make bank running the standard right wing grift of being yet another professional cry-bully who has been "woke-cancelled"

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[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 41 points 3 months ago

The MAGA women all look like evil marionettes

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 47 points 3 months ago

Why does this meme suddenly look like it's in Jeopardy format?

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 41 points 3 months ago

Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.

Most people are a lot sluttier than that

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 42 points 3 months ago

I'm on my local strata council and from the earliest meetings discovered my nemesis who is there for exactly the opposite purpose of me. I want a permissive atmosphere that doesn't look for trouble and only responds to actual problems instead of nitpicking to create unnecessary trouble.

My nemesis, on the other hand, is somebody who I believe can only get an erection by covertly causing another human being frustration and torment. By getting myself on council he cannot get rid of me nor can he use his power to abuse me. I have a small but dedicated power base that hates this guy and they all give me their proxy votes at the AGM specifically because I am supposed to sit on him and keep him down as much as possible. If I ever move than someone else will need to take over the job of sitting on him so he doesn't think he has power.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No...no...no... the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That's just Interwebz 101

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 88 points 4 months ago

Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 102 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"...because the blacks can really appreciate crime..."

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 55 points 4 months ago

quoted the girl's mother as saying: "We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don't know where to go to feel safe with my kids.

Maybe not Texas?

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Even worse is when OP on the nine year old thread with the exact same technical problem announces "Solved!" without elaborating

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