I'm extremely upset that I saw the word "venting" and immediately assumed this was about Among Us.

"That's how I found my wife!" said divorced man with a restraining order.

Previously, people could vote for a new mob each year. It was constantly made fun of because either the mobs people could vote for were so tepid they didn't care or they were all so interesting people were annoyed they couldn't all be added. Couple this with people claiming that the "worst" option was picked after each vote, and that the mob vote replaced what used to be a yearly "biome vote" (which was like the mob vote, but significantly bigger in scale and much more liked by the community), and the mob vote was never especially popular (though it did help the community feel engaged with the game to a greater degree).

"Apologies, I misspoke. If he's willing to get off on the couch."

Before I decide... do the wolves use Windows?

He isekais before the tropes of Isekai are established (1970/80s I think), so they go completely over his head. So, for example, when the tsundere elf denies liking him, he takes it at face value and leaves rather then stay in what he believes to be hostile company.

I can't decide if my disgust is greater than my amusement in knowing there's no way Russia would bother delivering those letters regardless.

Evidently, not your roommate.

Said the parents: "Over my child's dead body!"

The Libertarian mascot is a porcupine? How did I not know about this before now?

Another video distributed by Russian state news agency RIA showed an inscription in an unidentified book supposedly recovered in the arrest — signed in Russian with the words “signature illegible.”

This whole article is just bonkers.

Does "Lawful" apply here when they're buying politicians to change those laws for them?