dethedrus

joined 1 year ago
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Oh. Your. God.

I'm not sure if it's just a food crime or elevated all the way to a hate crime against your tongue.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Same results either way sadly.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are 11 days in a 'mooch'. So almost 13.

Though it only feels like 5 months... it's barely been 3 :(

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

It's been a very long time, and I'm managing as well as possible. Thank you :)

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Had a CTE when I was 8. A very long time ago.

And I just keep getting more progressive as I creep towards inevitable mortality.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Is that this week or the nightmare chelation therapy and exploding death chambers to cure 'heavy metal toxicity' from last week?

The child murder episodes are rather hard to handle.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

He fit so much disgust and defeat into the delivery of that line. Absolute perfection.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I foolishly had dental work done in 2023. LONG overdue.

The tech doing my x-rays had an n95, full face shield and gloves. The idiot dentist starts poking in my mouth with NO gloves and is completely unmasked.

The 3 years of being hyper cautious, getting every damned booster and treating every stranger as a plague vector down the drain. Thankfully only a week of what felt like one of the worst bouts of influenza I've had.

Still getting yearly boosters, still masking and still assuming that every one I run into in public is on a holy crusade to spread mega measles or the like.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It was the magic smoke escaping through the screen.

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