More like "we can't hear you over all these AIPAC donations constantly rolling in".

I'd been a netizen (what an incredibly dated word) for 5 years at that point.

At least I still have my original hips!

So utterly grim that it perfectly explains the entire conservative movement.

"Life is bad. Anyone who isn't miserable and angry like me is cheating and must be destroyed."

I realize all of that. I think it keeps people further away from me while out shopping, thus the psychological barrier helps more than any filtering.

My cat is also named børt.

You saw it. You're already there!

Us Jewish atheists are only useful if we die in Israel, either in furtherance of a genocide or better their heavy metal themed apocalypse.

Prescott and his fascist cronies were stopped by an actual patriot, retired general Smedley Butler. A man who so despaired of the wars he helped wage that he became an anti-war later in life.

I’m sure you know this since you are aware of the plot, but I’ll never miss an opportunity to bring up this American hero.

You monster.

Those damn kids were asking for it playing Mazes and Monsters as they were. Bunch of heathens.

Opossums deserve love and free snacks!

In a couple of clear violations of the US Flag Code of 1928 no less. If these chucklefucks want to worship a piece of cloth (something about not having idols too, though the context evades me at the moment) at least get it right.