Damn CCleaner is not malware itself?

Some pay extra for this.

Close. Conservative comedy is about punching down, which can never be funny.

"The One Joke" is just its current, culturely relevant iteration. In 10-20 years, it'll be "climate refugees...am I right?"

Guess you wouldn't mind union then. Redundancy is good after all.

God gives his sweetest humans to his hungriest angels.

"Active Shooter"

It's like reading about a hurricane. Almost a weather phenomenon.

Why do all Botox enjoyers converge to the exact same face?

Have you ever taken a look at Windows API, it's disgusting.

Remove locks from all your houses. Locks allow child abuse to go on without being reported.

He's been raised to divinity almost. Even now, not a month goes by when some major outlet would write a story on what a genius he was, same goes for hackernews.

Odd that had he lived, you'd be seeing him on Joe Rogan or posting some antivax bs.

Fucking Linus to slimy bitch. You took a bright eyed joyful person and took advantage of them.

Sounds like Bond movies.