Brainfuck.NET Interpreter that uses modified Java bytecode instructions.

It does have networking if you truly believe!

Love hackernews but if it gained huge traction outside of the programmer community, it'd be corpinated and enshittified in the blink of an eye by a team of MBAs.

Some Mozilla execs are going to get tossed out of windows.

Yeah, apparently if you caused the damages on purpose, the court can reject discharging the debt: https://www.bankruptcypower.com/blog/understanding-the-willful-and-malicious-injury-exception-to-debt-discharge/

I have no experience with bankruptcy but I always thought you were pretty much clear after something like chapter 7, unless it was debt to the government.

Hey, don't forget smoking lamp!

It wasn't a TV show, it was crime school.

I mean what else can someone say about Spain?

"You no good, uhh, soccer playing, erm, siesta taking...urm... flamenco...look over there, it's the Spanish inquisition!"

Oooh a free lobster dinner!

FTC: "We are very angry with you and we are going to write a blog post telling you how angry we are."

Some kind of textile manufacturer?

Coming soon, JSPU