[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

I was like, "Probably. But it's like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building.. doable, but a bad plan all around."

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

We're number 1!!! Eat it, Canada!

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

Every now and then I seem to develop some sort of sympathy for her. It's painfully obvious she's a trophy wife, and she didn't sign up for any of this political bullshit. It's equally obvious she's just in it for what she thought was the money. She signed up to sit around, fuck an old man for a few years until he died, and life a posh life sleeping with the bodyguard or doorman to keep herself entertained until he did.

His foray into politics, and I think, winning the Presidency is probably her worst case scenario. I take her "I don't really care..." sweater at face value -- she doesn't care. She didn't want it, she doesn't care about it, and she kind of just wants to go back to being a pretty face whose name you can't quite remember.

Then I remember she not only enabled her husband, but actively supported him during his Presidency. Fuck that bitch. She made her choice, even if it's for silly reasons.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

It's a twofold scam.

One, because the person is buying new, it's driving up sales to a bunch of "confirmed" addresses, which is an important metric for Amazon sales.

Two, the "random" destination is a second customer's address, and the friend is being an unwitting proxy in a drop shipping scheme.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

For me, it was the surprise song in Dragon Age Inquisition, when they performed "The Dawn Will Come."

You'd just had a huge battle, the hero was a low point, and they break out into this... thing. It's stunning and so well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxE0dwLICU

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Until about maybe six months ago, Edge was great (please ignore the massive amount of data it sends to MS) as a browser. The user experience was top notch.

Some product owner with shit for brains was hired and started cramming Bing and AI nonsense into every corner.

MS needs to ease up, fast.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

More likely than not, she's just fucking with him because she has known for quite some time that the first officer was "hiding" the stuff in her ship, and it's just a coincidence that she threatened him with it.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Uh.

It's spelled mool tee pass.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Nothing. They just talk about Biden destroying the economy with Hunter's laptop and Hillary's buttery males.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

It is also worth nothing that we can make low or no radiation-contaminated steel, it's just really expensive and hard and happens in very low quantities.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Yup.

Not only would I use it, I would abuse it.

I'd duplicate myself more than once, and at least once so I could fuck myself.

I'd tweak the transporter to adjust my body as I went through it. Best weight-loss, gym routine, plastic surgery, dick-enhancement pill ever, all in one.

I would be the reason such devices would be strictly regulated by people with ethics. "Is it murder if you kill your clone?" "Who cares, energize and last one stabbed wins!"

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A company can’t hire you to work from one location (regardless if it’s WFH or not,) and then unilaterally decide to have you relocate.

In the ~~use~~ US, with at-will employment, they absolutely can. Terminating someone for not relocating is absolutely legal. And, barring contract or law to the contrary, severance is not required.

This state of things are what happens when you remove unions from the workforce, and why companies like Amazon absolutely flip their shit when union talk starts.

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