[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Languid incompetence, no less. "It probably won't happen while I'm in charge..."

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

For real. I was there a while back, and I was surprised at how much traffic there was in the Quarter. There's very little relative cost to a delivery-only bollard system. Many other cities have the same systems up.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Well, there's always me after 3 whiskeys.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Greece. Food is usually good, but spice is a totally foreign concept.

And Mexican food in Greece is hilariously bad. Like they can't even Google a picture of nachos?

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

Ugh...Just laying on that couch... Can't defeat natural causes with a wooden stake.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

The gut punch was Gina Torres, and Zoe not being allowed to grieve and be with Wash.

I watched Serenity again a couple years ago, and it was just as harsh and abrupt as I remember it. It's a hard emotional jab at anyone who has ever loved a partner that's a part of their everyday life.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee -1 points 5 days ago

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[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Depends on the origin, but a freshly fermented and dried whole bean from the farm is like light drugs. Your heart skips a beat, you inhale, you smile, and life gets noticeably better.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 39 points 6 days ago

Finally, my tax dollars going to things I want!

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Thinking this through, they probably filled the car with gas until they couldn't breathe and then hit the firework mortar to set it all off. Also gives them a higher chance of ending it all then, as opposed to the "oops, all fire!" version, which would have been a lingering way to go.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

There are reports of a firework mortar and gas canister in the back. Looks very intentional and showy from the video. Stupid way to end one's life, but that was part of it I think as well.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

If a company is publicly traded, then all leaked individuals are given 50.1% controlling stock in the company, split among the victims with new stocks created for them, with unclaimed stocks held in a trust controlled by anyone that did respond to claim stocks. They can sell the stocks, or drive the company into the ground out of spite. Maybe even both.

Companies not publicly traded have 3 months to make all code used, trademarked material, and patents open source in perpetuity, and 1 year to convert their corporate structure into a non-profit.

Regardless of the size of the company, the CEO, CTO, and board must eat their weight in fried bugs. They get to pick the type of bug from a list of 5 options, and any seasoning they want. Live streams of the bug eating will be monetized and the proceeds given to orphans, under the title of "It's not a bug, its a feature."

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