The way I survive my shitty internal thought processes is essentially this, but I think of it more as fatalism.

Things be as they be and usually there ain't shit fuck all I can do about it, so I accept that.

Learn to moisturise goddamnit

Black cat

Me too

No

But is it alive with flavour?

But then where would u shit?

Go back in time and prevent the government from inventing "birds".

Of course we do, Narcateers!

They can't even cope with widescreen