[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once called a guy about something he was advertising in the classifieds. I called him on Easter Sunday. He answered, but said he needed a second before he could talk.

Turns out he was Amish. I called an Amish man on the phone... on Easter Sunday. He answered... while he was in church.

I called an Amish man on his cellphone, which he answered in the middle of Easter mass, to talk about his classified ad.

This was the most tame interaction I've had with Amish folk. They're fucking hardcore.

You know that scene in Parks and Rec where Ron Swanson tips a jug of moonshine up onto his shoulder and pours it down his gullet? I've fucking seen a bearded guy with a big hat and no buttons do that IRL.

The Amish know how to party.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 43 points 1 year ago

Where the fuck are the Jews supposed to go?

Wherever they want? There's tons of other places for the Israelis to go make lives for themselves. Who the fuck cares if they have "a state" or not? Just go fucking live and don't fuck shit up for yourselves or the people around you.

Demanding a "safe space" for your particular genetic deviation in this day and age is nothing more than nationalism. The Jewish people have an established history that encompasses the entire planet. What difference does it make if they have a "state" or not? Do you think the millions of non-practicing jews around the world give a shit?

Disclaimer: The people saying Jews shouldn't exist are ignorant, evil assholes. Also, the jews saying they have a right to bulldoze Palestinian homes are ignorant, evil assholes.

Fuck off with your religious/ethnic bullshit and figure out how to live alongside other fucking people.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 42 points 1 year ago

The ol Lemmy switcheroo.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 43 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty ignorant assessment. We were apathetic, but we hardly rolled over for the boomers.

GenX did the whole "vote or die" thing. GenX was credited with getting Clinton into office. GenX would have also been the ones to get Gore into office if it wasn't for the Florida fuckery. Imagine how different things would have gone under President Gore.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 104 points 1 year ago

Al Franken resigned for way less.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 39 points 1 year ago

Don't be glib. If it came out that my oldest friend wqs not only a rapist, but also used his fame and religion to silence the victims and avoid prosecution... AND I was involved with an organization with the express purpose of stopping sex abuse... I'd absolutely tell that friend to pound sand.

There were multiple times when I learned that friends of mine were sexually assaulted, some of those times were by people I considered friends. There's zero chance that I'd do anything to "put in a good word" for the rapists I once called friends, because their actions in my company have ZERO baring on how they acted in private.

Tl;Dr: If you're vouching for the upstanding nature of a convicted rapist based on your interactions when he wasn't being a duplicitous rapist... that says more about your ignorance to how terrible that person can be as opposed to the good works you saw from the rapist when they weren't raping. You're also a victim.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 62 points 1 year ago

Ten bucks says that he practiced that face in the mirror. He's trying to come off as a tough guy. Instead he looks like the old man at McDonald's who was just told he won't get another refill on his senior coffee after he used a slur to refer to the kid behind the counter.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 99 points 1 year ago

lemmy.world defederated from a instance full of pro-russia shitheel trolls who would ruin any discussions regarding Ukraine. It's very nice not having to scroll through their propaganda.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 120 points 1 year ago

I appreciate the distinct lack of hexgoons on this thread.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 56 points 1 year ago

So is DeSantis going to start going by Ronald now?

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 41 points 1 year ago

The irony is even dumber since they already passed HB 458 which forbids such an election in August.

They broke their own rule, a rule that they themselves pushed through.

Don't ever pretend that the GOP cares about rules or laws. They will literally do whatever they must to remain in power.

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 52 points 1 year ago

I spent one night cleaning commercial airliner cabins at a regional airport.

Since I was would have basically unrestricted access to commercial airliners post 9/11, I had to go through serious screening to get this job. Fingerprinting, MASSIVELY invasive federal background checks, the whole 9 yards. You'd think I was going to work at the Pentagon. But that's a good thing. If someone has momentarily unfettered access to an entire jet that will be carrying a ton of jet fuel and hundreds of passengers, I absolutely want to make sure people are thoroughly vetted. It was made ABUNDANTLY clear to me, the potential consequences of fucking up this job. If I were liable for a fuck up I would be at the very least fined thousands of dollars, at worst I'd be thrown into federal prison.

So my first day passes and I get called into my supervisors office. Apparently I missed a non-sanctioned magazine a previous passenger had left in a seat back of a flight. I wasn't being fired or fined, but I was on final warning. Over a magazine. I quit on the spot.

I also forgot to mention that this job payed barely above minimum wage...

I wasn't going to bust my ass cleaning airplane cabins, risking my livelihood and freedom for a fucking pittance.

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