This is such bad reporting about cannabis that it makes me think The Atlantic probably has very poor standards for all their articles.

This sounds about right. My only quibble is about sick computers and web apps. Twenty years ago I felt good because all I needed was a text editor and a web browser. Nowadays, the hungriest apps on my desktop are Firefox and VS Code.

You wouldn’t download a car

What if he’s got to move these refrigerators? What if he’s got to move these color tv’s?

Before anybody can realistically claim that we can radically change the environment and climate on Mars, let’s see them stop climate change on earth.

My friend, you can just go to a therapist and vent, you do not need a clinical issue or diagnosis.

The most Gen X move is to get overlooked, so this feels right to me.

This is why there are no damn handrails on the Death Star.

High-speed rail connecting every North American city.

Warp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here

Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters

Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo

“Oh, ay, you got yourself a nice, beauty-ful brand over here. You got your followers, you got your eggs. Very nice. It would just be a cryin’ shame if somebody was to

impersonate it.”

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