That is the type of burn that requires a broom and dust pan instead of a cream.

I would love that as much as anyone, but does anyone here seriously believe this will happen?

This is a very brave person

he's not chosing to lose, he is a one trick pony, and his trick doesn't work against his current opponent.

Well, not to brag, but today i sneezed so loud that a neighbour 2 houes down and across yelled "bless". So, yeah, kind of famous.

Clearly this is the correct suggestion. Could even tie it in with the story.
"Former 007 agent unhappy with the way the world goes, changes sides and becomes supervillain. He knows everything 007 knows, because he's been one!"

Practically writes itself.

I'm actually all three.

1. i can talk to you and see you are fine, so no reason to ask.
2. helpful advice: don't fall down stairs
3. Also, i'm curious, how did the floor taste?

don't see the problem here.

That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

we need some people, either hacking or inside job, setting the temperature in all conference rooms used by any politicians worldwide 2.5 degrees C higher than normal.

this is so good.

'MURICA !!! WOOHOO!! FREEEEEEEDOMMM!

They should, might be in a better mood then..