Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don't want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.
And when your dishes don't get very clean, that's because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren't up to their normal standards.
Hmm. That's also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.
"I could never reach."
"Reach what?"
"You know...."
"What, your clit??"
"Yeah, it's like you said, 'everyone gets curious and tries it some time.'"
"I never tried it."
" ......."
" Fuckin' pervert.. "
(I know that's not the actual line, but the change fits the photo)