What is the funniest thing(story) that happened to you (let's keep it clean and at least PG-13) by morriscox in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I don't really remember. Maybe the importance of the gospel in our lives?

What is the funniest thing(story) that happened to you (let's keep it clean and at least PG-13) by morriscox in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

My church has this event called Youth Conference where teenagers go to another city for a few days for a conference. One year, a brother and I went to one. There were booths with a bunch of gospel games, food and drinks, and prizes. We were all given tickets to use. My brother and I looked at each other, combined our tickets, and went to grab a few prizes and some food and drinks. The adults were trying to convince us to go play the gospel games but we ignored them. When the event ended and the true purpose was revealed, everyone in the room turned and looked at us.

For the rest of the conference, people kept coming up to us and saying how funny they found what my brother and I had done. When they came to my town the next year, they told me about how they still laugh about it up there.

How good are you at detecting where the typo is in a message where the omission or addition of one word changes what the whole sentence would otherwise seem to mean? by morriscox in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I like to think that I am quite skilled at detecting this type of issue. Now that I think about it, this might be related to my pun skills. Being able to decipher more than one meaning is critical for doing both.

What is stopping the vice president from ever murdering the president? by morriscox in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
Update: Bitwarden posted to X this evening to reaffirm that it's a "packaging bug" and that "Bitwarden remains committed to the open source licensing model." by morriscox in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure how it could be a bug but I notice a lot of complaining(1) and calls to move to KeePass. It reminds me of the complaining(1) about Windows and how everyone should move to Linux. Lemmy was itching to torch BitWarden. We seem to have a mob mentality, with little ability to consider possible explanations and multiple factors.

  1. I'm tempted to put bitching.
Why is Intel failing to Nvidia and AMD? by morriscox in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

They put a MBA in charge, which are notorious for only caring about short term results with the most amount of money. MBA + public company = bad long term.

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Why doesn't the Save icon show the saved status? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/summit@lemmy.world
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I should have mentioned this months ago. When I tap on the Save icon on a post or comment, I get a notification that the post or comment has been saved yet the Save icon doesn't change. Same if I tap to unsave.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry by morriscox in c/theonion@midwest.social
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago

https://thehardtimes.net/about/

Satire, for those who didn't catch on.

Science fiction authors were excluded from awards for fear of offending China by morriscox in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Well, there's going a lot of credibility going poof.

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How did you pick the name of your child/children? (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Ignorance or enlightenment? by morriscox in c/funny@lemmy.world
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

I used to be like this. I would also accidentally make sexual innuendos, some of which were never explained to me.

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The body of this post is quite humorous (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world
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Too bad talking heads don't embody the spirit of seeing eye to eye and hearing what people have to say, no matter the footing that they are on. They should grow a spine and put their foot down and reach out and give people a hand and not toe the line. The nerve. Figures. So stiff-necked. They keep shooting from the lip, though that is better than shooting from the hip. There's a knee for decent news and we shouldn't have to shoulder the load of verifying everything when getting a leg up on things. Just getting to the heart of the matter. No, it's not a knee jerk reaction and I am not trying to mouth off and get anyone's hair in a dander. No need to elbow me in the ribs, though I suspect tongues will be wagging and someone will try to strong arm me into taking the meat out of the body of this post. Hopefully I have your ear in this matter. Hats off to everyone who gets what is humorous in this. Time to head out and go roll some bones. A thumbs up to those able to stand on their own two feet. This is nothing to lose your head over.

What was one thing your teacher did that you still can't forgive them for? by morriscox in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I got bullied in the locker room and used a padlock to try to defend myself. I got in trouble for using a "weapon" and had to apologize to my attackers.

Unity apologises. by morriscox in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

What's to keep someone from using a botnet to install tens or hundreds of thousands of installations?

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Trying to get the list of communities give an error message (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/liftoff@lemmy.world
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Screenshot of error screen in Liftoff.

The error message is: Null check operator used on a null value

How do i stop this kind of pop up from ever appearing again? Win10 by morriscox in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why does it seem like any issue with Windows is met by "INSTALL LINUX!!!!". If the check engine light on my car comes on I am not going to buy a truck.

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