There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.
This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.
They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.
PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with just “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.
You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.
Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it with an open ended question.
“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.
Also, why’s everyone seem to be looking for Jim? Who’s that guy?”
We formed a crowd, then BAM, they striked.
We should have seen this coming!!!
Don’t forget about how through ‘the protection of God’ trump survived so the Christian vote can put him in office with a made up deity’s approval.
Breaking News: Lying liar lies some more lies.
More at 11.
At my hedge fund I pay my intern to trawl through shitter feeds and track hedge fund managers who post on shitter.
I then short their fund.
I’m up eleventeenthirtytwelve percent this year.
The worst part is they are ruining for all homos because they are so self hating.
Honestly they can get fucked.
I’m sorry their mum and dad can’t accept you want to take cock up the bum but it’s no reason to go around stopping other perfectly happy and well adjusted people from doing it.
FFS this comment section is mostly people misunderstanding that John is likely saying this tongue in cheek.
People need to brush up on their cinema.
John McAfee the man that paid women to take a dump on him from a hammock above him?
That John McAfee?
No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.
That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.