I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

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I haven't read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I'm sorry, but you suck...
hard...
at being...
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I'm glad for you :)

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As someone who doesn't like April Fools', I see your point. This plays with the trust of their relationship. However, if the trust is solid and there is a mutual understanding of how they can play with that trust, it's probably fine.

I guess it depends on the couple, e.g. how frequently they joke in a similar manor, what they know about their trigger points or if there is a hidden struggle for power. I think for most couples this would be a harmless prank both can laugh about and kiss afterwards.

Good news! Everyday it's a new circle of people, you're always the last person to introduce yourself and the day ends with small talk where you are expected to remember things and names that were mentioned before.

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Kind of yes. Wikipedia says: Basic Combat Training.

Now kiss!

Don't be agitated by the headline.

Here 'harm' is meant in a diplomatic way. They put restrictions on the Spanish consulate. It is strong language, but nobody is talking about physical harm (just as Spain hasn't harmed Israel physically).

From the article:

According to these measures, Israel prohibits the Spanish consulate in Jerusalem from "conducting consular activities or providing consular services to residents of the Palestinian Authority", although it clarified that the measure does not apply to people with Spanish nationality.

Ignoring all the facts, I conclude that the Constitution requires you to house me and sleep with me, since I am not in the military.
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