Yes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Maritime_Self-Defense_Force

This is all actually just props used in live-action anime.

In 1000 years you'd have Israel/Hamas all over again, but it would be Cabelas/BassPro

clapped exactly the right amount of time? Believe it or not, gulag.

A clogged pipe AND a leak? Don't be stupid, it's never two things.

They should probably bury him already, that seems gross.

I let my cat step on the remote. Fucker doesn't pull his weight, so if the lawyers come after him he's on his own.

I figured out how to get windows 10 up and running without creating an account after like 10 minutes of googling. It requires actually doing things and not pretending to do them, so it might be beyond his ability.

They ALSO hold courts and occasionally kill other crows as a group. It's possible your interference in their capital punishment ritual is considered a high crime.

Warning: I researched this and can't find evidence that it's true, but crow funerals are actually a thing that happens, so my advice stands: do not interfere with crow rituals involving dead crows!

And Popeye's spicy actually is.

Me with enough Doritos and maybe a beer: Never, that's pedantic.

Other me: Roll a damage d4, you missed breathing for two rounds.

you have concisely convinced me how terrible an idea this is.

Die when you realize your AC exploded and it's actually cooler in your mining room than it is outside.