parody

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[–] parody 3 points 2 months ago

There is definitely room for debate on wealth rankings!

As far as data on billionaires' assets goes, Forbes and Bloomberg would certainly like to think they have a handle on holdings, investments, and real estate… but of course, they're not going to know just how much bullion is under Putin's mattresses.

Sidebar!

I've come to form a perspective over the years: when I read something terrible, I find I can easily discover even more terrible claims that my first few search results can’t immediately confirm. And I actually worry that even a minute spent on the uncertain 'maybes' represents the loss of important time that could be dedicated to a known evil. (Plus, friends and the likeminded end up arguing even when they agree on up to 100% of everything important.)

Coming back to Reich's point: Musk could be number one, number five, or number fifty.

In any case, the fact that individuals can blow unlimited cash in elections remains total garbage.

[–] parody 1 points 2 months ago

Hmmm

Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…

Add “stereotyping”…

¡Hola Carlos!

[–] parody 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How protesty!


Tangent!

Hey are you able to use their map on mobile without issue? It’s the worst I’ve used in years. It might treat one finger like two, or none at all. Too tired to email them right now but certainly whack on the latest iOS on a new phone.

[–] parody 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Scccchhmmiidddtttt!!! / Kolanakiiii!!

Fedifriends step up for each other tho, I gotchu

@Kolanaki@pawb.social we paid the Apple tax like lil sheeple & dayum it works good (better considering % of salary they charge)

Slick, though idk if more than half of users would’ve ever thought to try

[–] parody 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Barge in

Woman runs out screaming to her boyfriend

RIP

[edit mainly for intl readers, this place def has some gun action going on, like anywhere but feels especially dangerous state for this civil rights experiment, as domestic readers will intuitively understand]

[–] parody 2 points 2 months ago

Short hair, yup. Short thick curly hair, hat, unique voice… Once spoke with someone for an hour and was shocked when their friend the bartender gendered them.

They might’ve been conservative too who even knows. Super important point I hope* someone popular and wealthy relays to the US president frequently. “Nobody wants ~~creeps~~ in the bathroom Mr. President but my mom has broad shoulders…”

(*Hopefully at +13hr after I’m safe from someone taking my hope in a reply)

[–] parody 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think it records to USB for free, TFCC (that freaking car company) servers get hit when streaming security feeds from car to mobile so I would expect them to charge forever

Also, brand stained forever, unless maybe maybe it sells to a hero and time passes

Edit:

Oh right, it’s prob all about the fact they have to pay someone for a cellular connection for the vehicle, so you’re also buying live traffic, streaming music, etc.

[–] parody 3 points 2 months ago

survive on a single income.

“PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY”!

Boom, they’ve invalidated the argument. Trickle down & FSD coming at end of year.

[–] parody 5 points 2 months ago

That kind of stuff gets sucked into my phone all the time

[–] parody 0 points 2 months ago

Left is deeply deeply organized, otherwise it wouldn’t be all the lefties controlling every house, chamber, & office in the land

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