parody

Goodness gracious

Thank you!

10 years

Source of speculation? Just curious, if it’s you that satisfies my curiosity too

Dangerous arrogance?

pls explain? 😬

>Signal is most secure with these new usernames and group chat links, sir, let me arrange this for the whole small group from your account

Ya but… stupidity… hmmm 🤷‍♂️

If someone left their phone unlocked, that’d make sense. (I assume a serious wartime messaging app would make it very difficult to just leave unlocked like that… could be doing lots of biometrics too)

better advice not given

I’ve heard of that, countries used to try this - this “diplomacy” thing (RIP)

10/10 🙇‍♂️

Control, taken back in a handful of pixels.

Thanks for mentioning that important point.

I believe all 10 reports are Open. Maybe if they said “Received!“ that would even kind of sound better, like somebody read it at some point over the past two years.

Fun fact, great. Thank you!

Oh wow

I’m sure some couldn’t care less about a [feel-good] close of loop after a few years… (“why shouldn’t they prioritize spend/attention just fixing and moving on”). hbu?

A push notification/email from Apple just saying it’s timing out… maybe hit a button to keep it open… and thanks? Assuming there’s no more fundamental fix yet not requiring undue resources.

Oh you love it come onnnn

Hey don’t click[*]

Tim wants u2 suffer so don’t let him fool you with his songs of innocence