[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 32 points 11 months ago

Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

Kids are not a definition of success. So many people are not fit to be parents and only realize it after it's too late and have major regret.

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I suspect the deliveries is bullshit anyways. I cancelled my prime, shipping is still free, but they claim it will be 3-5 days. In reality I get them in 1-2 days anyways.

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Myst series

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I had an average uninteresting job for 10 years. It was fine. But I still went back to school and changed career. Now I love it. Nothing wrong with trying something out, and nothing wrong with changing your mind.

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

How do yall clean your pooper? Sponge, cloth, bare hand? How long do you scrub? Do you go inside a little bit?

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Determination, perseverance. Stumble and get back up. Our modern world of instant gratification for everything has made us lazy and complacent. You gotta fight that temptation for the quick fix.

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Good to know, I've tried different liquids, but the alcohol always works best I find.

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

What liquid in the bath?

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

What liquid in the bath?

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I """claim""" the planet Jupiter

[-] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

She followed me into the men's washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.

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