[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 227 points 5 months ago

To reinforce the shift in company culture toward "empowering and rewarding every employee to find security issues, report them," and "help fix them," Smith said that Nadella sent an email out to all staff urging that security should always remain top of mind.

Yeah that ought to do it.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 134 points 5 months ago

Sports. I've tried to care many times, but its just so boring and pointless.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 221 points 7 months ago

MATTHEW 6:5

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

He's a sinner.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 135 points 8 months ago

"I never thought the leapords would eat MY face" says member of the Leapords Eating Peoples Faces party

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 289 points 10 months ago

You know... under my clothes I'm naked right now!

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 128 points 11 months ago

I love this meme because its also relevant to any code written 2+ years ago in the software development field.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago

You're exactly the kind of person who would beg to shut down central park because someone got mugged there, just like he talks about in the article, which you clearly didn't read.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 125 points 1 year ago

Dumb take.

I'm in my 30s and working an office job is way less stressful overall than school was. When I'm done with work, I can go home and stop thinking about it.

With school, you can never study "enough", so its always creeping in the back of your subconscious. And good grades alone don't cut it - you've also got to participate in extracurriculars and turn yourself into a trained monkey to write an "interesting enough" college essay. Oh and if you screw any of this up, your entire adult life could be ruined.

Diligent students have it way harder than office workers. Kids need our support and sympathy.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 218 points 1 year ago

Correlation does not imply causation.

  • People who spend more time online will be exposed to more scams, and therefore are more likely to fall for one. If you don't see any scams because you don't know how to open "the internet", you won't see scams you can fall for.
  • Gen Z could just be more likely to self report. Self-reporting fault or failure is less socially acceptable among the culture of the boomer generation. Entirely possible Boomers are just lying or not self-reporting.
[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 154 points 1 year ago

tl;dr $30 per claim

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But you basically wear the same thing all the time!

Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many subtle variations, only discernable to an acute observer, that reflect the many moods, the many shades, the many sides, of George Costanza.

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Do my nostrils seem bigger to you?

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I made this dish as a way to practice creative food plating. Its a baked sliced chicken breast served over homemade romesco sauce.

The chicken is garnished with pickled green onions, cillantro, white pepper, pickled radish slices and light sesame seeds, with dabs of wasabi for dipping.

The vegetables are pickled julienned carrots, cherry tomato juliennes and charred julienned red pepper and brussel sprout.

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I finally nailed the crust bubbles...

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