They all do too, except for Judas, we know he uses inches.

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I don't think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. 🤔

And the SCOTUS just ruled that companies can murder 2 9/11s worth of employees annually.

I'll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

Because education is the devil's work!

Oh, so it's the Klingon equivalent of civet coffee.

It's a separate form complete with nine pages of instructions outlining how to calculate market values based on region and services rendered. The formula isn't helpful, so in the end you just put in half of what you paid and hope you don't get audited.

It's just called legislating.

Nah, they just can't get off unless they're using the tears of the oppressed as lube.