[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I wonder how extra crispy would taste.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

No it isn't

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

It's not your fault, there are way too many Pokemon these days.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

To be fair, with all the work she's had done she probably does look different every time you see her.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

He's totally wearing a clip-on.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

I doubt many of them were watching the WNBA to begin with.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Up next, it's the Tony Awards.

Urge to kill rising.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

Should've used Jared

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

She's promising molasses? Shoot, sign me up.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Florida State is looking to leave the ACC...

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

Well yeah, it happened 23 years ago. It's old news at this point.

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You like points? Here, have all the points!

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Non-suspicious Van (lemmy.world)
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You didn't lose your points, you weren't issued any points yet.

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I left the points thawing in the kitchen sink.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world

Some points for me

Some points for you

I'll have some points

You have some too

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Rest assured that the points I will award are worth the full price.

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Daylight will come and you'll want a the points.

Points, he said points O.

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I don't believe in points, man, I gave them up when I became a freaky beatnik.

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I will award points but be warned: the points contain potassium benzoate.

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On top of the points I usually award for guessing the episode, I will award bonus points to whoever can solve the equation [genius at work].

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I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards.

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