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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason
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Unless they have discovered a way to beam a chicken sandwich over the airwaves, through my TV and into my mouth this seems like the most pointless thing ever.
Nothing says "family fun" quite so well as content provided by homophobic chicken sandwich dealers.
I'd rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.
At least they have the decency to keep their shit behind closed doors.
Can't I'm pretty certain Wonka still has the patent.
This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.
If they beamed the sandwich, you'd still get the diarrhea. So just discard this and check out the competition instead, maybe.
If it goes by wonka physics where it needs to be shrunk down from like 10x size, you’d get such intense diarrhea you’d probably never walk again after shitting out your spine.
Yeah just go get ecoli at canes instead
Or maybe hit Popeyes if you feel like getting shot 😂