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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 149 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"What is up, dog?"

Side note: the opposite of cat isn't actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn't exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I'm not allergic to them.

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 80 points 2 months ago

The opposite of a cat is the absence of a cat ☝️

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 50 points 2 months ago

The opposite of cat is antimatter cat. When they come together, you have an explosion 18,000 times larger than Nagasaki.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] daw@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What’s up daw?

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