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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 90 points 1 month ago

Make sure that mountain is free of any trees before taking that scenic picture.

This essentially bans all photography - it's fucking weird.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Afghan Art exhibition:
Here's a picture of a brick.

Afghan religious leader:
Should we execute him? Just to be safe you know!

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

Was there a fly on the brick?

Also, where are we on the matter of fungi?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

And what about bacteria? Hope they disinfect the brick beforehand.

And viruses? Do viruses live?

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Quick, check the ancient religious texts for guidance on viruses.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

See, that's what we need to settle the debate about the biological status of viruses. A fatwa.

Maybe they can decide between tabs and spaces next.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, I guess we better execute him, the whole thing smells fishy, like an attempt to oppose authority.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

"Smells fishy?" Are you evoking imagery of a living thing with your analogy?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Get them - err, I mean get that thing which may or may not be a person... but, if they are currently a person, I'm sure it's just a very temporary condition.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

What if my own blasphemous eyes and mind keep creating images of living things?

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Goddammit I'm just trying to keep us safe from immorality! Or worse questioning authority. 😋

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

"Keeping us safe", yeah, sure. Squad, this one. Also the one above. And the fellow below, too. Goddamn infidels, destroying our lovely... Uh, lovely... Lovely love for living in the present, yes! Just as the prophet would've wanted!

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bacteria, spores, and other microscopic life are in every picture taken of the natural world at a minimum.

[-] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well... On Earth...

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder where the limit is.

Like is it just photos or all depictions? If it's all depictions, how far does it go? Will certainly combinations of letters be banned? :O :P :) \o/

If so, will kanji be banned as well? We Lemmings all know this one by now

~~:.|:;~~

And I don't know any actual kanji but I do know lots of their origins are depictions of living things, plants, animals, people.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nah, you just have to photoshop X eyes and a stuck out tongue on every living thing. They didn't say anything about dead things.

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