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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 120 points 11 hours ago

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 62 points 11 hours ago

Enter mom????😑

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 62 points 11 hours ago

Maybe he broke his arms.

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 11 points 9 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 hours ago

All I think of is this now

1000008748

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

Butthead's a Lefty?

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[-] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.

[-] billygoat@catata.fish 4 points 9 hours ago

My first thought was Last Resort.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 8 hours ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

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