584
Is it that lime? (file.garden)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 86 points 3 weeks ago

This describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Is her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

And do crows frequently attack her?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

Does she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

collecting trinkets is so fun

i wish temu wasn't run on slave labour, there're so many little trinkets there

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

but do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
584 points (97.4% liked)

Microblog Memes

5787 readers
2624 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS