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Do I need the sandwich too? If so I'll give him half (if he asks for it, otherwise I'll just sit there and eat the whole thing while missing social cues like a dumbass).
Will I need the sandwich in the near future? If so, then again, I'll give him half.
Did I just eat a meal and I don't need the sandwich now nor in the immidate future? By all means, eat!
I particularly like how this would be the exact same if you were someone who wants money for the sandwich. Perfect illustration for how useless it is to bring money to the mix.