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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 4 days ago

There’s still time for SpaceX to do the right thing and load him in the next starship launch next week

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I say strap him to the outside before they launch instead of putting him inside, preferably against the heat shield.

[-] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's important to get empirical evidence of what happens if you strap a man to a rocket. Theoreticals are nice, but hard data is what makes science progress.

[-] edg@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Just like the end of Gravity's Rainbow.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Or the beginning of Planet Hulk.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Indeed, launch Leon's ass to Mars. He can take Putin's Sock Puppet with him and sell Tesla's.

this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2025
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