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U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border (www.cbc.ca)

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Egg interceptions up 116% so far this year, while seizures of fentanyl down 32%

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[–] Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Basically tons of baked goods like bread are going up. Breakfast in general is mostly based on eggs here, is it a requirement? Nah, but it is a staple.

People are freaking out over eggs like they did with toilet paper

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl -1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

None of those things need eggs.

[–] Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

They taste significantly different without them to me

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world -1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ahh... fried eggs and bacon, a pretty standard breakfast dish in the US... ahh... kinda requires eggs. The bread is usually subpar, but is also made with eggs.

What can I say? The US loves murdering the undeveloped

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 0 points 7 hours ago

Nope. All of that can be substituted