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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Sounds logical to me (lemmy.world)

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[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

-Command "(gc above image text) -replace 'broccoli', 'murder'

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it's still accurate as to whether you like performing murder. You might not like murder as an idea or as a thing that people do, but until you try a murder, you don't know whether you will enjoy the act of murdering.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh fuck now I'm confused. I don't know what I should do this weekend, eat some broccoli, fuck a dude or murder someone.

Ohhhh I think I have a plan......