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[–] aquilarift@lemmy.world 60 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I thought he wanted to be a king, what a dumb dumb.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Might be easiest to join a ready made monarchy in that case. All you have to do then is claw your way through the ranks til you reach the throne. No need to change the constitution. :)

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Donald Trump is "The Slack Bladder!"

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I just started watching Black Adder, so I’m glad I was able to get the joke. Great show for those who haven’t seen it btw.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I got the black adder spoonerism but not the rest of the joke. Is it worth asking? I haven't seen the show.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I don’t think it’s a specific reference, but Black Adder follows a series of fictional incompetent royal family members throughout history all played by Rowan Atkinson. Some of my new favorite work from him.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago

Trump has no cunning plans.