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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This seems perfectly reasonable. I'm sure the people wearing DARE shirts will take this seriously and help out.

[–] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those bootlickers will believe anything, I bet you could convince them water was dangerous if you made them think the DEA said it.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

You must not be American. Adults wearing DARE shirts are not bootlickers for the DEA. They wear it ironically.

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical so dangerous, it has both an acidic and an alkaline effect. It's completely destructive to the body. In large doses, it can kill a person in minutes. Smaller doses are claimed to be safe by the monoxide user community, but the truth is, it's a death sentence. Everyone who uses dies.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Women who use it while pregnant have babies that are already chemically dependant on it.