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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (5 children)

As I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.”

I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number"

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

"Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today"

[–] KlausWintergreen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Depending on how many items, the bag?

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

When that lying bitch says have a good day! As if? What does she know about good (insert bane speech from Batman here).

/s

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

When the product malfunctions.