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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is more a mythology meme instead of a history meme though.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mythology is fine. Mythology is part of historical cultures. We have Zeus and Prometheus and memes of that sort too.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 week ago

That’s a lot of Seamen.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just wear one of these

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Helen of Troy

Casting agent in future portrayals: "Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing."

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

I heard she walks like a gunslinger

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Fair enough I guess.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Kind of but early Christians did really change their names after joining the faith. Famous example being Saul/Paul who was probably more influential on Christianity than Jesus himself.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even God did it. Set/Ba'al to Yehwah.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It took me a minute to parse your second phrase; I thought it was a pseudo terminal command.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

sed 's/baal/yahweh/'

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

It's templeOS' version for 'set path' (/s) (yes, templeOS is something that exists)

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking Paul completely screwed up Jesus intentions

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I blame him for breaking up the Beatles, too!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

That was ~~Judas~~ Yoko

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I also changed my name because of my faith and not because I'm doing tax fraud

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As often said, no academic argues Jesus was not a historical figure. Only militant terminally online atheists do.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not talking about whether Jesus existed or not. The bible is not a historic accord is what I'm saying.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Got you, no argument against that

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still, Simon/Peter could just as fine be as real as the person historically named Jesus. Assuming Jesus wasn't talking to imaginary friends all day.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 1 week ago

That’s not their point. Their point is the Bible isn’t a reliable source.