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Nixa woman uses spicy tortilla chip to start house fire, police say
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It was the gasoline and fire that actually started the fire, but the chips didn't hurt
What a stupid, clickbait headline. The chips had almost nothing to do with the fire.
“Nixa women blows up fighter jet with a spicy tortilla chip… She glued it to an anti-aircraft missile”
Headline isn't really clickbait. The police really did state that.
That's what I'm saying! Like, take it easy already, DEA. I had almost nothing to do with that alleged “massive drugs ring”. So what if you say you have a “mountain of evidence”, you don't see Mt. Everest bragging.
"It didn't start the fire, though it may be spicy, it can't ignite things"