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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's more hilarious: he's not hooking up with anyone, this is pure turkey baster going on.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Apparently Elmo was intersex at birth and the surgery to try and affirm male gender left whatever junk he had quite inoperable. At least people are saying this is the case.

[–] domdanial@reddthat.com 14 points 5 days ago

Who even cares if rumors are founded? We're just asking questions.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Source?

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

People are saying.

In the immortal words of Foghorn Lghorn,

“It’s a joke son.”

Or maybe it isn’t