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Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, well. Better just start working on the propaganda now in case I need to blend in:

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

what? no. Trump would never use child soldiers.

He needs them in the factories cranking out more of his cheap-shit product lines like hats, ties and bibles with the constitution in them. If they survive the factories- then they get to become soldiers and die for him. he doesn't like losers, afterall.