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Believe it or not, every original joke you’ve ever heard came from a human brain in one way or another.
Incorrect. If a joke came from me, then the joke came from a piece of shit. Checkmate.
Not or it, believe. A monkey and a parrot have both devised more than one joke on their own. You kind madam or sir are terribly wrong. Now if you were to qualified said jokes as funny, you may have been right. But behold! You have not so fuck you bruh.
Did you just assume that their gender is binary? And ALSO their species?
I dropped the ball on this one. Big time. The downvotes don’t accurately represent how ashamed I am of myself for assuming gender, species and brain function