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Trump may soon offer a motherhood medal, an idea popularized in Nazi Germany (www.motherjones.com)

submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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WTF

Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 30 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

These fuckers will do anything to invent a flying machine except the proven model that works because they knoooow it gotta be possible with large square blocks of quarried marble tied to huskies. Just need more dogs. Or maybe more marble. mush! Ok add some more marble see if that works.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I posit that if we add a spoiler with 20" rims and a high flow muffler, this block of marble will surely take flight.